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@StilCurdog83 on Twitter: "I forgot my phone was on top of my vehicle. The Tank Case really saved my phone"

People keep leaving their phone on the roof of their car.

@Junk_polisci on Twitter: "I left my phone on the roof of my car and drove 75mph down the interstate before it flew off"

@RElblein on Twitter: "My wife just drove from our house to our son's daycare with her phone on the roof of her car and it didn't fall off!"

u/Phroste on Reddit: "This case survived a highway at 65mph and another at 45mph all while keeping my new 17 Pro Max in pristine condition."

u/Phroste left his phone on the roof of his car twice... in one day.

u/SamVgamer69 on Reddit: "it has even gone through and survived dropping down 2 flights of STAIRS and a trip off my car roof"

This behavior isn't limited to smartphones.

u/hyperform2 on Reddit: "I left my (Steam) Deck on the roof of my car and drove about a mile, it didn't move."

Why would you put a Steam Deck on top of you car? Nobody knows.

@g_aleksandar_82 on Twitter: "@dbrand saved my day, the case looks like hell after being run over from my rear car tyre, but my phone not a single scratch."

That's right: people are running over their phones, too.

u/maticuss on Reddit: "My phone run after being run over by cars."

Not limited to cars, either. How about semi-trucks?

u/brandneewsalad on Reddit: "Phone got run over by 2 semis today, Ghost Case and Prism held it together"

Michele T in our Support Inbox: "The tractor had most likely went over my phone multiple times and it was destroyed."

This is our PSA: keep your phone far, far away from moving vehicles.

Each time you place a dbrand order, you kick off a complex sequence of events. First, your bank will initiate a funds transfer into our corporate account. This generates an order fulfillment form at our warehouse. Once this form is ejected from the printer, it lands atop a scale. Every 178 orders, this scale trips a weight limit, sending an electric shock directly to the brain of a lab rat. Through years of conditioning, the nerve endings in this rodent have been specifically programmed to press a large red button at the first sense of pain. Once pressed, a spring-loaded mechanism launches a pre-bundled wad of $100 bills onto a conveyor belt. A large, open duffel bag is carefully positioned at the end of the belt. With each deposit, a laser sensor increments a cycle counter. Every 100 cycles, an alarm is tripped. This alarm signals a courier to collect the bag and deliver it by hand to the Cayman Islands. Once the drop-off is complete, the funds are laundered through a network of shell companies. Simultaneously, the courier is swiftly and discreetly disposed of. Oh - and we also ship your order.

Click here and we'll never email you again.

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Nobody knows.](https://dbrand.com/) [@g_aleksandar_82 on Twitter: "@dbrand saved my day, the case looks like hell after being run over from my rear car tyre, but my phone not a single scratch."](https://dbrand.com/shop/ghost/iphone-17-pro-max-clear-cases?design=ghost-blk) [That's right: people are running over their phones, too.](https://dbrand.com/) [u/maticuss on Reddit: "My phone run after being run over by cars."](https://dbrand.com/shop/ghost/galaxy-s26-ultra-clear-cases) [Not limited to cars, either. How about semi-trucks?](https://dbrand.com/) [u/brandneewsalad on Reddit: "Phone got run over by 2 semis today, Ghost Case and Prism held it together"](https://dbrand.com/shop/ghost/pixel-10-pro-xl-clear-cases?design=ghost-blk) [Don't worry, it gets worse...](https://dbrand.com/) [Michele T in our Support Inbox: "The tractor had most likely went over my phone multiple times and it was destroyed."](https://dbrand.com/shop/grip/iphone-17-pro-cases?design=pastel-prp) [This is our PSA: keep your phone far, far away from moving vehicles.](https://dbrand.com/) Each time you place a dbrand order, you kick off a complex sequence of events. First, your bank will initiate a funds transfer into our corporate account. This generates an order fulfillment form at our warehouse. Once this form is ejected from the printer, it lands atop a scale. Every 178 orders, this scale trips a weight limit, sending an electric shock directly to the brain of a lab rat. 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